Horoscopes
[For
the new readers, this horoscope has 10 signs; plus a general one. The
signs are non-exclusives, so one can be Mad Scientist and Construct,
or Hero and Mecha.]
With March we get Lent. Read below to see what atonement the Universe requires from you!
Mad Scientists: They have played with your heart, but revenge is not the answer this time around. Practice patience, and keep it for later!
Heroes: Oh! Did you not heed my warning last month? Better be careful when you leave, or you may find a knife between your shoulder blades!
Arch-Nemeses: So you got your laugh? What about trying the hermit life, until they forgive you? (If they ever can!)
Labmates: I would hope you were honest with your fellow labmates, and did no use that vial marked “Love potion” on them! If you did... Beware of side effects! You may have to work overtime to turn them right again!
Constructs: May I suggest reading “Beauty and the Beast” over “The Hunchback of Notre-Dame”? You want to hope, not despair!
Mechas*:
Time to steel up again! You may have a burning heart, but with your
strength, people expect perfect self-control!
Soldiers: So, what did you say you shouldn’t have? Time to confess to your officers before it’s too late!
Pirates: I worry people hate you even more than before now. I know it goes against your guts, but a few kindly gestures may prevent them being repeatedly punctured later on!
Peasants: No worry for you this time. You toil and suffer all year long under not-always-sane masters; spring is coming, better prepare!
Everyone: No matter if you are the religious kind or not; taking a little time to ask for forgiveness and heal old hurts is never lost.
*Comments came to my ears that some objects to the term “clank” as derogative, and preferred “mecha”; so I have changed the horoscope category accordingly.
