The
Northern Hemisphere is now well into winter. Will your heart be
warmed up?
Mad
Scientists: Beware! Beware! Is the tempter (or temptress) looking at
you with ardent eyes want to share your life or to take it? May I
suggest working on a mind-reader?
Heroes:
Of course you attract passions! Who would not love a charming savior
like you? My advice for you: choose the villager over the powerful
sweetheart. You will get much more reward for much less risks.
Arch-Nemeses:
How bad are you, exactly? Bad enough to fake redemption or submission
credibly? If so, you may get a chance as succeeding, at last!
Lab
mates: The master will most likely be busy plotting conquest through
emotional manipulation; that will give you time to rest. Why not use
it to get to know your mates on a more personal level?
Constructs:
May I suggest reading “Beauty and the Beast” over “The
Hunchback of Notre-Dame”? You
want
to hope, not despair!
Clanks:
If you are lucky, and your creator didn’t give you emotions, you
may be the only sane one around. Enjoy it! If you do have emotions...
Just be careful who you set your sights on; you do not want to be
ordered their destruction.
Soldiers:
Yes, the uniform’s prestige always work. But don’t let love come
before your duties, and careful what you say in the more... intimate
moments. Especially if you don’t want an ad-hoc invasion army to
show up at your city’s wall!
Pirates:
Scrub up! Whether you genuinely look for love, or just want a better
chance at your conquest’s purse, nice appearance and pleasant smell
will help you!
Peasants:
Be happy. None of the double- and triple-guessing is of importance to
you. Just enjoy the butterflies in your stomach, and who knows? You
might even get your own hero!
Everyone:
Do remember: despite what some singers may say, you also need warmth
and food to survive the winter. If you an not quite lucky at heart’s
matters, it’s not over!
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